[after three rings]

Hi, um, this is Bradley. Well, it's my phone, anyway...and I'm too busy to answer it at the moment so if you want you can leave a message and maybe your number too...I don't have everyone's so I might not recognize it and I'll really probably want to be able to call you back, so...[beep!]

[text]
[voicemail]

[rings four times]

[stern woman's voice]
You have reached the Bibbit family. We're not in to take your call. Please leave a message with your name, telephone number and your reason for calling, and we will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you, and may the Lord bless your day.